The Final Battle

Today is the day I completely vanquish this cold I've been fighting all week. Basically, I'm staying in bed, drinking orange juice and tea, eating soups, and taking a bunch of online personality tests to pass the time.

So far:
Which of the Elements are you?: Fire
Which movie villain are you?: Good Guy Gone Bad
Which X-Man are you?: The Beast
Which Greek God are you?: Dionysus
Which Super Hero are you?: Batman
How Much of a Slut are you?: 60%
The Ninja Test: Wannabe Ninja
Big Words Are Sexy Test: Vocabulary Vixen

I love the Internet.